The 7-Eleven Bash
Hosted by CB2H2
Start
Saturday, July 11, 2026 2:00 PM
Gather
1:30 PM
Hares/Organizer
Fuck Dem Kidz and Kibbles n' Vomit
Cost
$5
Beer Checks
Damb rite!!! but bring cash and IDs for bars along the way
Length
7-11 miles
Shiggy
1.711
Water Crossing
No
Walker/Runner Splits
No
Trail Type
A to A
Down Downs
On-Afters
Details
WHAT TO BRING?
The Only Acceptable Song: 7-Eleven Down-Down!
A Bike
Maybe a helmet, mainly because wanks in Virginia can’t drive worth a crap or not; safety is third.
Flashy lights for your bike front and back
Virgins with/ sensible taste in debauchery
IDs and some cash; there are bars along the way
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.
A thirst for beer
A vessel
Sunscreen jizz
Some biking skills are preferred, but not required.
The Only Acceptable Song: 7-Eleven Down-Down!
A Bike
Maybe a helmet, mainly because wanks in Virginia can’t drive worth a crap or not; safety is third.
Flashy lights for your bike front and back
Virgins with/ sensible taste in debauchery
IDs and some cash; there are bars along the way
All the tools to fix your bike on the side of the road.
A thirst for beer
A vessel
Sunscreen jizz
Some biking skills are preferred, but not required.